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Bolton Wanderers: Twelve Days of Bolton

Bolton Wanderers: Twelve Days of Bolton
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, an average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's knee new

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the silly cow sent to me, FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, now only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Sir Nat's statue,
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, nearly ten years of Kevin,
Sir Nat's Statue,
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, eleven Muamba junkets,
Nearly ten years of Kevin,
Sir Nat's statu,e
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden's new knee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, No. 12 Zat Knight (Oh. FFS),
Eleven Muamba junkets,
Nearly ten years of Kevin,
Sir Nat's Statue,
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
AND STUART HOLDEN'S KNEE NEW



Have a great day. Back on Wednesday with a Wednesday preview.

And, if you really want to know what it is vaguely supposed to sound like, head on over here for a once in a lifetime experience.

Writer:Quentin X
Date:Monday December 24 2012
Time: 9:32AM

Comments

0
Lmao didn't think you sounded like that. the Bald guy on it you?
Muur
24/12/2012 12:51:00
0
Still think we need a "Nobody" on the MoM poll!
FredMadagascar
24/12/2012 15:06:00
0
Blinding Mr X! If Zat Knight could play as well as you can sing we would be in an automatic promotion spot by now!
FredMadagascar
24/12/2012 15:14:00
0
Top Quality Mr Quentin. Merry Christmas.
anoraknophobia
24/12/2012 15:30:00
0
Surely, there's only Bolton fans who can come up with stuff like this? If I knew you better, Mr X, I would distinguish whether this is your default setting of humour or whether this is what your beloved team's plight has driven you to... Either way, it's what I needed to turn my tears to one's of laughter. Merry Christmas.
bwfc75
24/12/2012 16:17:00
0
the honeymoon is well and truly over for Freedman, half way through the season and 2 points a game has become a pipe dream. Even if we average 2 points a game for the restof the season 75 points is unlikely to get us into the play offs. We can kiss our hopes goodbye. Gartside has done it again and I fear the entire squad needs a major shakeup, fans need to get real and judge every player on performance, SKD is history along with others, history wont score goals or put points on the board, you look at the leagues top scorers and there is no BWFC player anywhere near, some players in the league have scored as many goals as our entire team, we need forwards who are scoring regularly, goals win games, thats what it is all about. I find it utterly amazing we stay loyal to forwards who never get near 20 goals a season when that is what teams at the top require.
aussie mike
24/12/2012 23:49:00
0
HO HO HO !
ChicoryCoffee
25/12/2012 23:36:00
0
I agree with Aussie Mike but feel we have to give Dougie Freedman time to build his own team. This squad has some decent players but Coyle did bring in too many inferior players to replace those that left, and in the process created the worst back four/five/six ever. That said, i've got tickets for the next two home matches so will be cheering them on.
anoraknophobia
26/12/2012 10:09:00
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