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Bolton Wanderers: Piles
Afternoon all. It seems like about a week when I wrote a normal article rather than a match preview and, looking down, it turns out it is. How time flies.

In fact, I had to look to see that it was Tuesday. Overtime and shift work, all at your expense, has seen me have one day off in eighteen days and the days are blending into one. Still, it will pay for that Best of Brookside DVD that Mrs X is getting from Christmas.

Saturday saw me having to keep up with Twitter to see how we were doing and by the end I wished I hadn't. Sunday saw me having to see on Twitter who we had drawn in the FA Cup. The draw saw us play a team that is about as exciting as rubbing cream into your piles. And about half as sexy. Sunderland. If we were to get a Premier League team, why did it have to be Sunderland? A poll taken directly after the draw saw 95% of Bolton fans saying that they were doing their hair that day. It doesn't exactly bring in the New Year with a bang. And who wants to see Martin O'Neill jumping up and down the touchline like a spasmodic jack in the box whilst your still getting over your hangover? No thanks.

It was good to see reports that Fab was at the ground on Saturday, actually doing something about hearts rather than being a media tart. And he has said that he believes that overtraining may have led to his arrest. Which is a good enough reason for me to stop that cycling to work I was thinking about doing in the New Year.

'I think I pushed myself very, very far to the point where, maybe I went too far with it. I was fit but I wanted to be even fitter. I wanted to come back even fitter than the other guys.'

Having looked at what happened last season, you could say that he didn't really need to try that hard, and a specialist disagrees, although does confirm that there was a possibilty that overtraining may have brought forward the inevitable. Anyway, Fab says this on ITV4 tonight at 10pm as his media whoredom continues.

Elsewhere, in the merry go round of football, with Crystal Palace bringing in a new goalkeeping coach, it looks very much like Dougie's backroom staff will soon be joined by Lee Turner, which may well see the end of the unwanted Phil Hughes, the man who makes goalkeepers parry balls. Probably.

Having joined Wanderers from Burnley with OC, who then tried to get rid of Fred Barber before Jussi pulled his lip out, since Jussi's departure in the summer, Hughes has had sole control of the goalkeeping coaching. And, whilst Bogdan has made some eye catching saves, he has also shown some gullibility in coming for the ball and also, yes, parrying shots. I always found it strange how Jussi went from being a good shop stopper, one of the best in the league, to having real issues. Age may have had something to do with it, but eyes may now be raised at the small renaissance he is enjoying at West Ham. Meanwhile, Bogdan stagnates.

As a goalkeeper, albeit not a very good one (Sheffield University 2nd XI), I know the virtue of having a coach you can trust. And if Jussi trusted Barber, and passed that trust onto Bogdan, you can understand that the younger keeper would have some issues. Which is why he needs a new goalkeeping coach.

Elsewhere, to put some people's teeth on edge, SKD has won player of the month. A pretty fairly deserved award in my opinion. He may polarise opinion now more than ever, but last month he did the job that he is paid to do. Relegation may have done him some good as last season's struggles are behind him and he would never have been able to put in the performances that he has been doing in the higher league. Legend? Possibly. But don't kid yourself that he would be banging them in against the top teams anymore.

And with that I will bid you goodbye. I dare say that Al will be along tomorrow with another one of his nocturnal mutterings. And I will be back on Thursday. Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.

Writer:Quentin X
Date:Tuesday December 4 2012
Time: 4:50PM


If that GK Coach comes in we'll have to hope he can help the GK department as much as Barber did. Shame he's at Bury really :\.
04/12/2012 17:31:00
Nice to see that Dougie doesn't mind pinching what gave him success previously. I wouldn't moan if we managed to get Fred Barber back, but I'd be eating my own hat. I've also just worked out that if we drop more than 15 points during the rest of the season we'd have finished with fewer points than last season's second place, and if we drop more than 28 points we'd have ended up outside the play-offs, so I guess we really are "building for next season" now. Let's get the staff - coaching and playing - sorted out so we can have a do next year.
04/12/2012 18:04:00
I think I agree that SKD was our player of the month. At least it's not Eagles again... As for Hughes, I'm bloody glad he's going. He was my second least favourite of the backroom staff (largely because I attributed Jussi steady decline to him, and as you say, his performances at West Ham suggest that I was right). My least favourite is Cliff Richards, the chief scout. How can't you hate someone who thought Pratley was a good player?
04/12/2012 18:21:00
romance is alive at the Reebok even if the football is not - if SKD was our best player it looks bad on everyone else " what a legend, his loyalty, his bravery " sure, but none of those puts the ball in the net and thats all he is there to do - how often has SKD our main attacker scored 20 goals in a season ?, or 15 ?, or 12? , or even 10? and you wonder why we were relegated, come on - even a decent midfielder is good for 10 goals a season. As for Bogdan how many points has he cost us this season, and last season also, probably more points than those won from the golden boot of SKD -if it was'nt so serious it might be funny, If we miss promotion this season the future is truly bleak, prem teams will get £70 million from next year just as our parachute payments end, 15,000 fans a week cannot meet the current wage bill, let alone transfer fees. As disaster stares us in the face we romance about SKD, reminds me of Nero, he took his eye off the ball as well. Interesting comment about Elmander not being that great, he was faster and more capable than SKD at finding the net, Coyle stuck him on the wing or used him to keep the subs bench warm - enough said about Coyle on that one. As for Bogdan, a good goalie doesn't need a coach - ask El Habsi, but then again Bogdan does need a coach, pity it doesnt come with 52 seats.
aussie mike
04/12/2012 21:26:00
Parachute payments are for 4 years. "relegated clubs will receive £16m per season for the first two seasons, then a further two payments of £8m per season".
05/12/2012 11:11:00
@mike SKD scored 12 in 08/09, 10 in 03/04 and 10 in 10/11. Also I've I've said to you 700000 times, It's Al-Habsi, not El.
05/12/2012 18:02:00
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