Referee Rob Styles to be Honoured
After suggestions from users of this site, Manchester United`s Rob Styles, has been appointed Mayor of Trafford. Alex Ferguson had suggested a knighthood for the official, but the Queen baulked at the idea.
'He can sod orf,` said Her Majesty who is thought to be keen on Chelsea.
Styles gets his reward. You can lose the earpiece now Rob.
In other news, it has been announced that Styles will be allowed to take charge of the game between Spurs and Hull next weekend, despite making a mistake in his last game that has been condemned by everyone, including himself.
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