Joy at the Reebok!
The sound of car horns. Office workers doing the Mexican wave. Gangs of girls perform the conga around Bolton`s car parks. A new signing? Is someone shooting a Lambrini advert? No. It's just the news that Hull City`s interest in Abdoulaye Meite is more than just idle press speculation.
'Meite is somebody we are interested in but suddenly the price has gone from a minimal transfer to £3m and we're not interested at that price,` said manager Phil Brown.
Phil, we`re prepared to negotiate. How does seventy five quid and a bag of pork scratchings sound? We`ll even get JLloyd Samuel* to drive him to the KC Stadium. Deal?
*Provided that you agree to keep J-Lo as well. What do you mean, no? Oh, go on.